Dick’s Last Resort-San Antonio Restaurants

Dick's Last Resort-San Antonio Restaurants
Dick's Last Resort is a restaurant to go to for a lot of fun. Crazy waiters & waitresses that seem to really enjoy the zaniness. The food is okay but not the real draw to the restaurant. Right on The River Walk & worth going... ||| First of all no one ever goes to Dick's Last Resort for gourmet food; they go for the fun.I've been to a Dicks Last Resort before (Minneapolis...napkins thrown at patrons, the floor covered with paper etc). I prepared my friends for the experience, and...

Address:

406 Navarro St,

San Antonio, TX 78205-2502

Phone:

+1 210-224-0026

Hours:

Sunday: 11:00 AM – 12:00 AM | Monday: 11:00 AM – 12:00 AM | Tuesday: 11:00 AM – 12:00 AM | Wednesday: 11:00 AM – 12:00 AM | Thursday: 11:00 AM – 12:00 AM | Friday: 11:00 AM – 12:00 AM | Saturday: 11:00 AM – 12:00 AM

Price Range:

$$ – $$$

Meals Served:

Lunch, Late Night, Drinks

Features:

Takeout, Outdoor Seating, Seating, Waitstaff, Street Parking, Television, Highchairs Available, Wheelchair Accessible, Serves Alcohol, Full Bar, Accepts American Express, Accepts Mastercard, Accepts Visa, Accepts Discover, Reservations, Accepts Credit Cards

Good For:

Bar scene, Scenic view, Large groups

Reviews:

Dick’s Last Resort is a restaurant to go to for a lot of fun. Crazy waiters & waitresses that seem to really enjoy the zaniness. The food is okay but not the real draw to the restaurant. Right on The River Walk & worth going… ||| First of all no one ever goes to Dick’s Last Resort for gourmet food; they go for the fun.I’ve been to a Dicks Last Resort before (Minneapolis…napkins thrown at patrons, the floor covered with paper etc). I prepared my friends for the experience, and…

Menu:

Buckets O’ Grub Dinner Appetizers & Desserts Brooze || Bubba Dick’s BBQ Pork Ribs || The Big Woody 4 ginnormouse beef ribs slathered in BBQ sauce || Shripies Fried goldy brown || Goldy Fried Katfish || Fish & Chips || Ribs & wings Ribs+buffalo chicky wings || Ribs & chicky Ribs+half baked chicky || Half baked chicken 1/2 a honeyglazed roasted or BBQ chicky Salad Greenzƒ?� || Southwest salad Your choice 6oz, sirloin or chicky breast grilled+blackened w/ sauteed mushrooms+bell peppers, caramelized onions+ roasted corn on greenz, topped w/ a smidgin’ of jalapeno ranch+ cilantro mao, tossed w/ bleu cheese or range || Grilled Chicky Caesar Salad Tortilla Chips,ƒ?� bleu cheez, pico-de gallo+ranch dressing over mixed greenz Dick’s Picks || L) 14.99 D) 17.99 Steak & Shrimps 6oz, USDA choice Sirlon + jumbo fried shrimpies || L) 10.99 “Chop Chop” Steak 10 oz, of USDA ground beef grilled your way smothered w/ sauteed ‘shrooms + onions served w/ smashed teter || L) 10.99 Sirlion Steak 6 oz, USDA choice || 18.99 Ride’m Cowboy Rib Eye 12oz, USDA choice || L) 15.99 D) 17.99 Fire cracker Salmon Asian style marinated salmon drizzled w/ wasabi cream sauce, serveed w/ rice + veggies || L) 7.49 D) 14.99 The Dolly Coluptuous grilled chicky breast || L) 9.99 D) 15.99 Chicky Fried chicky Fried Perfection! || L) 9.99 D) 15.99 River Walk Crabby Cakes Full-o-crab Beauties || L) 8.49 D) 13.99 Luv Me Tenders Good ol’ chicky, fried regular or tossed w/ buffalo or bbq sauce Burgersƒ?� Served lunch time only || 8.99 Bacon Ya see there’s bacon, then there’s cheddar || 8.49 Dick’s San Antonio Cheezy Burger All thhe fixins plus your choice of American, swiss, cheddar or peppar jack || 8.99 Shrooms & swiss || 8.49 Black & bleu burger Blackened+tpped w/ chunky bleu cheez crumbles || 7.99 Cheez +0.99 Ass Byte Burger Three hand-pattedƒ?� bite size burgers w/ pickle + onion Sammiches All smmiches are served w/ dick’s famous frys Served lunch tome only || 7.99 Dick’s Big Pig Pulled porkƒ?� topped w/ carolina bbq sauce & slaw || 7.99 Wrap It Up A tomato-basil tortilla stuffed w/ grilled chicky, black beans, rice, pico+ pepper jack || 8.99 Buffalo Ranch Chicky Sammich Fried chickyƒ?� breast w/ buffalo sauce + topped w/ ranch dressing || 8.99 Philly cheez Steak Classic w/ cramelized onions, green peppers + philly cheez sauce, cheesesteaks + the liberty bell that’s what philly does || 8.99 Big Clucking Sammich Build your own chicky sammich || 14.99 The Dolly || 16.99 Ribs & Chicky || 14.99 The Big Woddy || 17.99 Firecraker Salmon || 15.99 Chicky Fried Chicky || 18.99 Ribeye-12oz || 15.99 Fried Shirmpies || Half 14.99 Full 18.99 Ribs || 15.99 Crabby Cakes || 14.99 Katfish || 16.99 Rib & Wings || 14.99 Southwest Salad || 12.99 Caeser Chicky || 14.99 1/2 Baked Chicky Dick’s Sampla Platttaƒ?� Serves 4-6 || 19.99 Sovenir black cup +2.99 Chicky Tenders || 19.99 Sovenir black cup +2.99 Buffalo Wings || 19.99 Sovenir black cup +2.99 Fried Pickle Chips || 19.99 Sovenir black cup +2.99 Cheez Steaks Finger Foods || 9.99 Wicked Calamari Fried calamari w/ sliced jalapenos . Think ya can handle || 6.99 Cheez Sticks || 7.99 Crabby Balls 10 big balls of real crab meatfriedƒ?? til goldy brown. Served w/ frys & smoky chipotle dippin sauce. || 8.99 Froggy Legz Kermit sez, ƒ?? taste just like fried chicken !ƒ?� || 6.99 Tequila Queso Con Carne mucho Supremo Itƒ??s cheez & chili dip, el stupido! || 8.99 Gator Bites Man bites back! Dat der be deep fryƒ??d alligator, baby ! Served w/ chipotle ranch fer dippin. Oh, go ahead & tryƒ??em ya sissy! || 1/2 lb 9.99 Full lb 15.99 Drunken Shrimp Cocktail A bucket oƒ?? tender ez peel-nƒ??-eat shrimpies, simmered in beer & seasonings & served chilled. || 8.00 Chicken +1.00 maCho naChos a ginormouSƒ?� heap of criSpy chipS loaded w/ tequila queSo, chili, jalapenoS, Sour cream & much, much moƒ??. $8; go all the way & add chicken.$1 || Basket oƒ?? wings 8.99 Bucket oƒ?? wings 13.99 Motha Cluckinƒ?? Good Chicky Wings Slathered up in buffalo or bubbaƒ??s bbq sauce || Love Me Tenders Our chicky tenders are stripped, whipped & hand-dipped. . . & they like it ! Fryƒ??d yer way: regular, bbq or buffalo. Desserts To Shareƒ?� || 4.99 Chocolate Thunder come on… you got room left! a light mountain of chocolate mooSe goodneSS. try it, you know you wanna! || 5.99 Mile-high Peanut Butta Pie Three full layers thatƒ??r smooth, sweet & wonƒ??t stick to the roof of yer mouth. || 5.99 Not-yer-mamaƒ??s Cheesecake Rich & creamy; the standard in decadence… Yum || 6.99 Extreme Brownie Melt Down A fudge brownie w/ walnuts topped w/ a whole hersheyƒ??sƒ?› bar, hersheyƒ??s ƒ?› syrup, heathƒ?› bar crunch & ice cream… ƒ??nuff said. Dick’s Favoritesƒ?� || Trash Can Punch Cruzan rum 151, grain alcohol & dekuyper razzmatazz || Killa Rita Technically, they plead down to manslaughter but that didnƒ??t sound as cool. Patr??n silver tequila, dekuyper blue curacao & lime juice || Killa Ritadickƒ??s ƒ??squeeze Myƒ?� Lemonade Three olives citrus vodka w/ fresh squeezed lemons, limes & oranges || Soco Helluva Hurrican The big easy fav-o-rite! Made w/ southern comfort || effen good Cosmo our ƒ??effen coSmo made w/ effen vodka, patr??n citr??nge & cranberry juice Frozen Stiffies || Frozen Margarita Sauza gold tequila, triple sec & lime juice mix || ƒ??blow Your Wadaƒ?� Pi?ña Colada Bursting w/ƒ?� cruzan rum,, coconut & tropical fruit juice || Flava-yo-sickle A frozen blend of lemonade & your favorite three olives vodka flavor – cherry, grape, citrus, raspberry or pomegranat || Mango Peach Freeze Yummy mango peach puree w/ cruzan rum & myers dark rum || Strawberry Daiquir A frozen blend of cruzan rum & strawberries

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