Dick’s Last Resort-San Antonio Restaurants

Dick's Last Resort-San Antonio Restaurants
Dick's Last Resort is a restaurant to go to for a lot of fun. Crazy waiters & waitresses that seem to really enjoy the zaniness. The food is okay but not the real draw to the restaurant. Right on The River Walk & worth going... ||| First of all no one ever goes to Dick's Last Resort for gourmet food; they go for the fun.I've been to a Dicks Last Resort before (Minneapolis...napkins thrown at patrons, the floor covered with paper etc). I prepared my friends for the experience, and...


406 Navarro St,

San Antonio, TX 78205-2502


+1 210-224-0026


Sunday: 11:00 AM – 12:00 AM | Monday: 11:00 AM – 12:00 AM | Tuesday: 11:00 AM – 12:00 AM | Wednesday: 11:00 AM – 12:00 AM | Thursday: 11:00 AM – 12:00 AM | Friday: 11:00 AM – 12:00 AM | Saturday: 11:00 AM – 12:00 AM

Price Range:

$$ – $$$

Meals Served:

Lunch, Late Night, Drinks


Takeout, Outdoor Seating, Seating, Waitstaff, Street Parking, Television, Highchairs Available, Wheelchair Accessible, Serves Alcohol, Full Bar, Accepts American Express, Accepts Mastercard, Accepts Visa, Accepts Discover, Reservations, Accepts Credit Cards

Good For:

Bar scene, Scenic view, Large groups


Dick’s Last Resort is a restaurant to go to for a lot of fun. Crazy waiters & waitresses that seem to really enjoy the zaniness. The food is okay but not the real draw to the restaurant. Right on The River Walk & worth going… ||| First of all no one ever goes to Dick’s Last Resort for gourmet food; they go for the fun.I’ve been to a Dicks Last Resort before (Minneapolis…napkins thrown at patrons, the floor covered with paper etc). I prepared my friends for the experience, and…


Buckets O’ Grub Dinner Appetizers & Desserts Brooze || Bubba Dick’s BBQ Pork Ribs || The Big Woody 4 ginnormouse beef ribs slathered in BBQ sauce || Shripies Fried goldy brown || Goldy Fried Katfish || Fish & Chips || Ribs & wings Ribs+buffalo chicky wings || Ribs & chicky Ribs+half baked chicky || Half baked chicken 1/2 a honeyglazed roasted or BBQ chicky Salad Greenzƒ?� || Southwest salad Your choice 6oz, sirloin or chicky breast grilled+blackened w/ sauteed mushrooms+bell peppers, caramelized onions+ roasted corn on greenz, topped w/ a smidgin’ of jalapeno ranch+ cilantro mao, tossed w/ bleu cheese or range || Grilled Chicky Caesar Salad Tortilla Chips,ƒ?� bleu cheez, pico-de gallo+ranch dressing over mixed greenz Dick’s Picks || L) 14.99 D) 17.99 Steak & Shrimps 6oz, USDA choice Sirlon + jumbo fried shrimpies || L) 10.99 “Chop Chop” Steak 10 oz, of USDA ground beef grilled your way smothered w/ sauteed ‘shrooms + onions served w/ smashed teter || L) 10.99 Sirlion Steak 6 oz, USDA choice || 18.99 Ride’m Cowboy Rib Eye 12oz, USDA choice || L) 15.99 D) 17.99 Fire cracker Salmon Asian style marinated salmon drizzled w/ wasabi cream sauce, serveed w/ rice + veggies || L) 7.49 D) 14.99 The Dolly Coluptuous grilled chicky breast || L) 9.99 D) 15.99 Chicky Fried chicky Fried Perfection! || L) 9.99 D) 15.99 River Walk Crabby Cakes Full-o-crab Beauties || L) 8.49 D) 13.99 Luv Me Tenders Good ol’ chicky, fried regular or tossed w/ buffalo or bbq sauce Burgersƒ?� Served lunch time only || 8.99 Bacon Ya see there’s bacon, then there’s cheddar || 8.49 Dick’s San Antonio Cheezy Burger All thhe fixins plus your choice of American, swiss, cheddar or peppar jack || 8.99 Shrooms & swiss || 8.49 Black & bleu burger Blackened+tpped w/ chunky bleu cheez crumbles || 7.99 Cheez +0.99 Ass Byte Burger Three hand-pattedƒ?� bite size burgers w/ pickle + onion Sammiches All smmiches are served w/ dick’s famous frys Served lunch tome only || 7.99 Dick’s Big Pig Pulled porkƒ?� topped w/ carolina bbq sauce & slaw || 7.99 Wrap It Up A tomato-basil tortilla stuffed w/ grilled chicky, black beans, rice, pico+ pepper jack || 8.99 Buffalo Ranch Chicky Sammich Fried chickyƒ?� breast w/ buffalo sauce + topped w/ ranch dressing || 8.99 Philly cheez Steak Classic w/ cramelized onions, green peppers + philly cheez sauce, cheesesteaks + the liberty bell that’s what philly does || 8.99 Big Clucking Sammich Build your own chicky sammich || 14.99 The Dolly || 16.99 Ribs & Chicky || 14.99 The Big Woddy || 17.99 Firecraker Salmon || 15.99 Chicky Fried Chicky || 18.99 Ribeye-12oz || 15.99 Fried Shirmpies || Half 14.99 Full 18.99 Ribs || 15.99 Crabby Cakes || 14.99 Katfish || 16.99 Rib & Wings || 14.99 Southwest Salad || 12.99 Caeser Chicky || 14.99 1/2 Baked Chicky Dick’s Sampla Platttaƒ?� Serves 4-6 || 19.99 Sovenir black cup +2.99 Chicky Tenders || 19.99 Sovenir black cup +2.99 Buffalo Wings || 19.99 Sovenir black cup +2.99 Fried Pickle Chips || 19.99 Sovenir black cup +2.99 Cheez Steaks Finger Foods || 9.99 Wicked Calamari Fried calamari w/ sliced jalapenos . Think ya can handle || 6.99 Cheez Sticks || 7.99 Crabby Balls 10 big balls of real crab meatfriedƒ?? til goldy brown. Served w/ frys & smoky chipotle dippin sauce. || 8.99 Froggy Legz Kermit sez, ƒ?? taste just like fried chicken !ƒ?� || 6.99 Tequila Queso Con Carne mucho Supremo Itƒ??s cheez & chili dip, el stupido! || 8.99 Gator Bites Man bites back! Dat der be deep fryƒ??d alligator, baby ! Served w/ chipotle ranch fer dippin. Oh, go ahead & tryƒ??em ya sissy! || 1/2 lb 9.99 Full lb 15.99 Drunken Shrimp Cocktail A bucket oƒ?? tender ez peel-nƒ??-eat shrimpies, simmered in beer & seasonings & served chilled. || 8.00 Chicken +1.00 maCho naChos a ginormouSƒ?� heap of criSpy chipS loaded w/ tequila queSo, chili, jalapenoS, Sour cream & much, much moƒ??. $8; go all the way & add chicken.$1 || Basket oƒ?? wings 8.99 Bucket oƒ?? wings 13.99 Motha Cluckinƒ?? Good Chicky Wings Slathered up in buffalo or bubbaƒ??s bbq sauce || Love Me Tenders Our chicky tenders are stripped, whipped & hand-dipped. . . & they like it ! Fryƒ??d yer way: regular, bbq or buffalo. Desserts To Shareƒ?� || 4.99 Chocolate Thunder come on… you got room left! a light mountain of chocolate mooSe goodneSS. try it, you know you wanna! || 5.99 Mile-high Peanut Butta Pie Three full layers thatƒ??r smooth, sweet & wonƒ??t stick to the roof of yer mouth. || 5.99 Not-yer-mamaƒ??s Cheesecake Rich & creamy; the standard in decadence… Yum || 6.99 Extreme Brownie Melt Down A fudge brownie w/ walnuts topped w/ a whole hersheyƒ??sƒ?› bar, hersheyƒ??s ƒ?› syrup, heathƒ?› bar crunch & ice cream… ƒ??nuff said. Dick’s Favoritesƒ?� || Trash Can Punch Cruzan rum 151, grain alcohol & dekuyper razzmatazz || Killa Rita Technically, they plead down to manslaughter but that didnƒ??t sound as cool. Patr??n silver tequila, dekuyper blue curacao & lime juice || Killa Ritadickƒ??s ƒ??squeeze Myƒ?� Lemonade Three olives citrus vodka w/ fresh squeezed lemons, limes & oranges || Soco Helluva Hurrican The big easy fav-o-rite! Made w/ southern comfort || effen good Cosmo our ƒ??effen coSmo made w/ effen vodka, patr??n citr??nge & cranberry juice Frozen Stiffies || Frozen Margarita Sauza gold tequila, triple sec & lime juice mix || ƒ??blow Your Wadaƒ?� Pi?ña Colada Bursting w/ƒ?� cruzan rum,, coconut & tropical fruit juice || Flava-yo-sickle A frozen blend of lemonade & your favorite three olives vodka flavor – cherry, grape, citrus, raspberry or pomegranat || Mango Peach Freeze Yummy mango peach puree w/ cruzan rum & myers dark rum || Strawberry Daiquir A frozen blend of cruzan rum & strawberries

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